Sunday, October 14, 2012

Kim Kardashian tries on ring while Kanye West raps about ‘White Dress’

Kim and Kanye spent Monday touring four homes in the Miami area worth from $7 to $10 million. Of course not only is Miami the location of Kim’s current reality show but both she and Kanye are said to love the city.

Meanwhile snippets of Kanye West’s new song “White Dress” hit the Web yesterday, and many are noting how some of the following lyrics in the song suggest an impending Kim and Kanye wedding.

“At first sight I can picture you in a white dress/30 foot train, diamond from the rain/Just to make up for all the years and the pain/Family on both sides I'm so glad you came”.

No one knows for sure but the couple themselves, but some sites are already poking some fun at the pair’s rumored nuptials. Best Movies Ever has a hilarious send up of what guests at a Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding could expect.

They start out saying guests would be greeted with two gift bags, containing his and her sex tapes. The wedding couple would be wearing matching black leather tuxedo and wedding dress. Kanye will have collaborated with Jay-Z on his wedding vows of course. And in lieu of actual groomsmen, Kanye will be attended by cardboard cut-outs of himself so he doesn’t feel “overshadowed”.

There will no doubt be an accompanying 13-hour E! special about the ceremony entitled, “Keeping Up With The Egos.” And finally, wait for it, as Kanye’s placing the ring on Kim’s finger, none other than Taylor Swift rushes the altar claiming “Beyonce is the best bride alive”.

Wow, sounds so real you can smell it!

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